"Winning Golf Strategies" Will Make The NY Times Bestseller List

                                              
Here is the Table of Contents from a book my friend is writing, "Winning Golf Strategies", which gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that he has gained through years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.
 
          Table Of Contents
 
          Chapter  1  -  How to properly line up your Fourth putt.
          Chapter  2  -  How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit A Titleist from the tee.
          Chapter  3  -  How to avoid the water when you lie 8 In a bunker.
          Chapter  4  -  How to get more distance off the Shank.
          Chapter  5  -  When to give the Ranger the finger
          Chapter  6  -  Using your shadow on the Greens to maximize earnings.
          Chapter  7  -  When to implement Handicap Management.
          Chapter  8  -  Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
          Chapter  9  -  How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post,... Undetected.
          Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
          Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go In the water.
          Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you Birdied the 5th.
          Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
          Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting Three off the Tee.
          Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
          Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
          Chapter 17 - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
          Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
          Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.


I'm Sold!!!