Olympic Nonsense

The scourge of every four years is here... The summer olympics. People that don't care about sports act like they do for things that are barely sports, most are just title 9 excuses. I'm looking at you beach volleyball.

The only good things about it are womens gymnastics, those chicks look like they coud break your dick off in their butts and the Danish womens field hockey team. Check them out, trust me.

Basketball is terrible, I guess there's some stupid drama in swimming, no one cares Phelps! Go back to harassing underage girls by the poll and taking bong hits. Get that cleft palate fixed too or whatever the hell is going on with your teeth.