Monday, January 23, 2012

I would not mess with this guy

Friday, January 13, 2012

White Boy Problems!

Your accountant tells you that you're not getting a tax refund and that you owe a good amount this year... Your first concern is that you might not be able to live it up as much as you'd like at your house in the Hamptons this summer... You've got WHITEBOY PROBLEMS!!!

Monday, December 5, 2011

The Giants Aftermath!

So we hit the Giants game and it sure didn’t disappoint. We got to the parking lot around 2. Later then we wanted, but still enough time to get properly lubed up for the game. We had a 24 pack and a bottle of vodka in our arsenal and got after it immediately. I’ll say one thing about Giants fans, they’re a nice group of people. The guys next to us gave us a couple sandwiches and threw our beers in their cooler to keep them cold. We hit it as hard as possible for the 90 minutes we had. Got to our seats a couple minutes after kickoff.

To make things more interesting Hammer had a huge wager on the Packers covering the spread. This brought everything to an entirely different level. They didn't cover and slept in his trunk for the ride home. I wish I was joking






Saturday, December 3, 2011

RCTG Hits The Giants Game

We're taking it on the road! Pacman, the Hungarian Hammer and myself are hitting the Giants vs Packers game tomorrow. The tailgate begins around 12. I'm bringing the bloodies and some grub. This should be a good one. Got the tickets from my boss. Hopefully I won't be fired on Monday.

This game is either going to be a tight or the Packers or going to blow us out. I'm thinking tight game. Mr. Tuck needs to wake up and start rushing the passer.




Thursday, December 1, 2011

Conference Championship Predictions

I know you've all been waiting for these. This is where I make my nut. Went 4 for 5 last year. I'm aware the Big East isn't on here. They conference is garbage when it comes to football and not worth the time.

Georgia

LSU -13.5

This SEC Championship game is probably the easiest to pick. LSU Is going to

cover this spread. The LSU defense may cover this spread on their own. Easy money pick!




Oklahoma

Oklahoma State -3

This is going to be a shoot out. Neither team can play a lick of defense. OK State should cover this one, but I would stay away if it was my money.


Virginia Tech -7

Clemson

Virginia Tech played one of the softest schedules I've ever seen this year, but I think Clemson is in a free fall. Virginia Tech to win and cover.




Michigan State

Wisconsin -9

Wisconsin is going to put a beat down on Michigan State. After that epic loss on a hail mary they’ll make sure it’s not close enough for something like that to go down this time.



UCLA

Oregon -31.5

This is going to be a destruction. Oregon is going to win this game and run up the score as high as humanly possible. They’ll cover 31.5.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Fightin' Irish Football In 2012

So my brother is saying that Notre Dame will be a contender next year. This is an extremely bold statement, especially after watching the abortion of a game they played on Saturday against Stanford. Stanford didn't look that great either by the way. Notre Dame always plays a difficult schedule and gets every teams best. Let's break down their 2012 schedule.

2012 ND Schedule
Sept. 1 Navy (Dublin, Ireland) - Win
Sept. 8 PURDUE - Win
Sept. 15 at Michigan State - Loss
Sept. 22 MICHIGAN - Loss
Sept. 29 Open Date
Oct. 6 MIAMI (Soldier Field) - Win
Oct. 13 STANFORD - Win
Oct. 20 BYU - Win
Oct. 27 at Oklahoma - Loss
Nov. 3 PITTSBURGH - Win
Nov. 10 at Boston College - Win
Nov. 17 WAKE FOREST - Win
Nov. 24 at USC - Loss

There you have it folks 8 wins and 4 losses. It's good enough to be Bowl elidgable, but not in the national championship hunt. The Boston College game could go either way too. They always play ND tough and have the game at home. The Miami game depends on the field. If the field is in good condition and it's a nice day ND is in real trouble. Miami is lightening quick.

I hope Notre Dame does better then this. You have to cheer for a program that has some academic standards. A lot of the guys on the top ten programs can barely read, but they sure can play football.....


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Friday College Games

Arkansas
LSU -12 o/u 52

LSU is going to win this game, there's no debating that. What's up for debate is the amount. I can't take LSU to cover 12 so I would stay away from the spreads all together. The easy money here is the o/u. No way these teams are going over 52. Arkansas may score 10 and there's no way LSU is putting up more then 40 against a good Arkansas defense.

Pitt
West Virginia - 6.5 o/u 57

I hammer WV here. Pitt is terrible on the road. It's actually sad to see the Pitt program fall so far, but no one will shed a tear in WV. Pitt ruined a couple championship runs in this game.