Monday, April 30, 2012

"Winning Golf Strategies" Will Make The NY Times Bestseller List

                                              
Here is the Table of Contents from a book my friend is writing, "Winning Golf Strategies", which gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that he has gained through years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.
 
          Table Of Contents
 
          Chapter  1  -  How to properly line up your Fourth putt.
          Chapter  2  -  How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit A Titleist from the tee.
          Chapter  3  -  How to avoid the water when you lie 8 In a bunker.
          Chapter  4  -  How to get more distance off the Shank.
          Chapter  5  -  When to give the Ranger the finger
          Chapter  6  -  Using your shadow on the Greens to maximize earnings.
          Chapter  7  -  When to implement Handicap Management.
          Chapter  8  -  Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
          Chapter  9  -  How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post,... Undetected.
          Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
          Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go In the water.
          Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you Birdied the 5th.
          Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
          Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting Three off the Tee.
          Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
          Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
          Chapter 17 - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
          Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
          Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.


I'm Sold!!!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Teddy Roosevelt Cartoons - The Trust Buster

Guy was amazing. With political cartoons like this how could you not be.









Monday, March 26, 2012

Tebow Will Be Starting By Week 10

I don't even know if it will take to week 10 for mark Sanchez to lose his starting job. Mark better not become injured, if he misses a game and Tebow shows what he can do it will all be over. First of all mark Sanchez is one of the most over rated players in the league. I know a lot of you are going to say the same thing about Tebow, but the guy wins games and you can't argue with that. Dude wins playoff games. First time Tebow gets in there and leads a 4th quarter comeback he'll be impossible to bench again.

Tiger Is Going To Destroy The Master's

Tiger looked great yesterday, he had it all going and intimidated the hell out of Graeme McDowell. Graeme had a couple chances to apply some pressure to Tiger, but hit terrible shots or missed the putt every time. This sets Tiger up for a big time Master’s run, he just won by 5 strokes, that’s the most on tour since Rory took the US Open by 8 strokes.

Now that he’s free to bang as many hookers as he wants and own it his head should be clear. All the dead weight and guys who took the “moral high ground” are gone. Tiger can wallow in shit / hookers and win tournaments!


It's official as of Monday night at 9 pm, Tiger is favored to win The Masters. I think he's going to take it. Rory doesn't know what he's in for. he's not playing some goofy South African ot Phil with some ridiculous joint pain. This is Tiger and he's angry, driven and coming hard.




Spring Break in Mexico